Murphy's Law

Tom Murphy

The Personal Press Release

Paul Simms offers his own take on the “Personal Press Release” in The New Yorker:

Tim Williams, a member of the company in varying capacities for five years, has been promoted to Best Friend, and he will report directly to Kerner in all friendship-related matters.

“Tim has proved himself to be a solid guy who’s always up for whatever,” Kerner says. “During the past five years, I’ve watched him excel in every position he’s occupied. From Mere Acquaintance to Periodic Dinner Companion to Frequent Midweek Business-Lunch Cohort, Tim has consistently shown himself to be just the kind of person we’re looking for in a Best Friend.

Written by Tom Murphy

August 25, 2009 at 3:12 am

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