That’s according to Hollywood muppet Joel Schumacher in advance publicity (oh the irony) for his movie “Phone Booth”. Ah yes, from the mouth of the ignorant comes ignorance.
Joel has about as much idea about PR as I do about directing large budget movies, so I guess I am qualified to say that all Hollywood film directors are overpaid, alcoholic, lying philanderers? No probably not.
His latest movie’s main character is a PR person who doesn’t use an office but walks the sidewalks with his assistant and a cell phone. That certainly sounds like my working day.
The quote itself comes from a smug article in the Toronto Star penned by self acclaimed ‘flack’ John Karastamatis.
It is a truly pathetic article, Mr. (he’s a man, that’s an important point as we’ll discover later) Karastamatis states that he’s not offended by being labelled a liar, “because it’s a clich� What? Well I’m offended, not by the term ‘liar’ but by his ignorance.
Poor Karastamatis is something of a campaigner, who was “berated by other publicists” for telling the world at large the truth about PR. Whose version of the truth was that?
“I have never known my fellow flacks be so passionate about something (okay, maybe the new pair of shoes they bought on sale at Holt Renfrew).”
He’s witty too eh?
He continues: “It was astonishing these women (and they are mostly women) would actually think what we do is anything more than a glorified sales job.”
This is before he gets started on Corporate PR people, who, according to Karastamatis, are “a more lethal branch of the practice”.
There is a disturbing trend among some practitioners of trying to promote themselves by degrading their fellow professionals. I am not sure why this attitude exists, but it’s clearly not professional. I’ve yet to see a doctor come out and say, “Most other doctors will kill you, I on the other hand know what I’m doing.”
Mr. Karastamatis obviously missed the “PR 101” class where we all found out what the ‘P’ and the ‘R’ of PR stand for. Here’s a hint for him, the P doesn’t stand for Press.
Public Relations is a diverse profession that employs hundreds of thousands of hard-working professional people in all walks of life. While the media and entertainment is part of it, it’s a small minority. Like any profession, some practitioners may lie, but that doesn’t mean everyone does. Most PR people I have known over fourteen years are ethical and professional.
What this article does show is that the barriers to becoming a practitioner are too low. When uninformed, amatuers like Karastamatis start to talk like they know any more than would fit on a postage stamp, it’s time to up the ant�/FONT>
Can anyone recommend a decent beginner’s course for him?
Rant over.